undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

(via theproserpina)



ask-light-rainbow-and-others:

this is why brain isn’t the main character…

(via ruinedchildhood)



Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

(via deerbabystyles)






Here’s a picture of a cat!”

(via sprinkleofglitr)


screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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(via handjob)


interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*


landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(via ruinedchildhood)


seldrew:

get to know me meme: [1/5 favorite male characters: Cameron Frye] Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
When Cameron was in Egypt’s land… let my Cameron go!”

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